Tuesday, November 1, 2011

KWT Exclusive: The Official Rap Blog Drinking Game!

Ladies and gentlemen, Halloween is over and winter is en route. The memory of summer has all but faded, and we are faced with the sad realization that spring is eons away. Work and school are going to get steadily more depressing as the temperature drops. So, today, tomorrow, a week from now, how about you don't spend your day taking chances on NSFW links in a cubicle, bookmarking songs in class that you'll listen to later and trolling nahright. How about, instead, you stay home with a bottle of Jack Daniel's, play KWT's Official Rap Blog Drinking Game, and get absolutely hammered?!

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Okay, I realize this sounds a bit crazy. It doesn't have to be Jack Daniel's. In fact, to avoid a run in with Diddy, we'll suggest you use Ciroc. Regardless, call in sick, kick your feet up and allow the rap internet to wash over you. If you haven't puked by dinner time, there is something seriously wrong with you. Rules after the jump. Enjoy!


Remember, the objective of the game is to get smashed, and do something you'll regret. Without further ado, the official rules.

Take a shot everytime....

- DMX makes a comeback effort
- a Wayne vs Hov subliminal pops up
- a Wayne or Hov underling finds a new, creative way to skate around the 'situation'
- you are unsure if Noz is posting something he likes, or ironically likes
- Elliott Wilson retweets a rapper
- 4 posts on a nahright page are the same as 4 posts on a 2dopeboyz page
-  a rapper calls their next album/mixtape classic
- a rapper tacks a verse onto a song and calls it a remix
- you head to Smoking Section so you can read more than a sentence about a new song
- XXL interviews a girl you will never have sex with...ever
- you decide to wait for the NoDJ version
- something gets pushed back
- Odd Future gets a major co-sign
- an irrelevant, one time heir to New York's throne drops new music 
- Freddie Gibbs disses somebody
- somebody, kinda, sorta disses somebody else
- a World Star video on the main page requires that you're 18 or older
- a World Star video on the main page has the word ratchet or chicken-head in its title
- an artist with marginal hype signs a deal
- Complex posts a "Making of" Slide Show
- Complex posts a list
- a Wiz Khalifa post somehow incorporates Amber Rose's ass
- Funkmaster Flex orders the fellas to check out the pics
- a pun appears in a Rap Radar post
- a rapper brags about crashed DL links
- a song's production is credited to Lex Luger
- Curren$y drops a tape
- something from south of the Mason-Dixon gets more thumbs down than thumbs up on 2dopeboyz
- a rapper shamelessly cosigns Justin Bieber
- sexy bitches are used in a video to cover up a lack of quality in the song
- an mp3 goes from Radio Rip, to Clean, to CDQ in under five minutes
- you refresh the page hoping for new content

Take 6 shots if...

- 2dopeboyz posts something from Odd Future
- Bol ever blogs for XXL again
- Roc Nation signs somebody

Thanks for participating! Sleep it off and why not try again tomorrow? It's the game that keeps on giving. I aim to keep on updating and improving this game, so please feel free to offer up any new suggestions in the comments. Bottoms up!

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4 comments:

  1. lol

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  2. that lex luger one alone would get you fucked up so quickly lol

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  3. Anybody battle?


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